vaya tela... al menos sirve para practicar inglés.

User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Hola!
User: Te huele el ojete a chotuno.
Cleverbot: Sí! Tú te acuerdas de mí?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Son te.
User: Te son.
Cleverbot: Si si por que no?
User: Venga!
Cleverbot: Venga k.
User: Perdón, me he tirado un pedo.
Cleverbot: Pues entonces no volveremos a pasar una noche así juntos.
User: Siento haberla cagado, hansido culpa mia.
Cleverbot: Como aprendes todas la que hay en el mundo?
User: Con wikipedia.
Cleverbot: You read wikipedia?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You just said you read them...
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No no no.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes.
User: Fuck fuck fuck.
Cleverbot: No, past tense, because you ALREADY DID IT.
User: Yes, no.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: No, I'm insane and I going to kill you.
Cleverbot: You're insane because you're a bot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you know about it.
User: I kow that you are a borderline.
Cleverbot: How's your educational background?
User: I study in harvard, stanford and I have ten nobel prizes.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe you'll get over it someday.
User: Thanyou borderline.
Cleverbot: Do you have a laptop?
User: Yes, and a very big penis.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: No, I am a big penis of the outer space.
Cleverbot: And to think I was just talking to a computer...
User: You have a mother?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you have a mother?
User: Don't change the topic, I kow that you mother was the very big bitch of the city.
Cleverbot: You are just pasting sentences from other people.